When I talk about what I do for a living I sometimes say that I am in the business of buying and selling people. This statement sometimes causes shock and alarm. I then have to explain that I work in Market Research, and part of my job is to find people to help companies answer their business questions. Occasionally the people we find are a little…eccentric. How do I know this? Just take a look at some of their email addresses. Here is my Top Ten list of the most outlandish respondent email addresses.
I’m trying to imagine the thought process behind the creation of this email, my name is Miranda, and I love pandas and bananas?
Is the mouse both crazy and drunk or is his drunkenness making him crazy?
I have no idea what this might mean, and I’m too scared to google it.
I’m just picturing a person dancing around in their bedroom in a full Lady Gaga costume. (Hopefully not the one made out of raw meat.)
Did the llama fart 15 times or is this the 15th llama farts email address?
Notice this one has an underscore, I’m guessing Mr.Squishy was already taken?
Hoping that this respondent isn’t drinking beer while he’s taking surveys, and that the beer is his reward for a job well done.
An alien who lives in Vegas who likes to fill out surveys in their free time? I guess that’s one way to learn about earth culture.
Is the email address of a person who gets really excited by beards, or someone with a beard of their own that they enjoy? Maybe both.
Try to avoid visualizing this one. It’s a head scratcher.